Admiral Plonk is not a shot glass. Admiral Plonk commands liquid territory.
He keeps a seal pup at the bottom “for morale.” The pup supervises every espresso like it’s a rescue operation. When you pour a double shot, Admiral P announces, “Tide’s aggressive today.” When you drink it, he's relieved, “We’ve survived.”
He once tried to apply for lighthouse status. The application was denied on account of being 6.5cm tall.