Residents of Shelf Eight were left stunned on Tuesday when beloved cherries and two apple wedges mysteriously vanished from the mid-lunch snack zone.
Witnesses last saw Pippo, the cup best known for wearing mittens in summer and spinning in circles without reason, darting toward the fruit bowl muttering something about "rehearsal snacks."
“Was it theft? Was it performance art? Was it both?” asked Bunby, who claimed to be "deeply emotionally affected" but was also chewing something at the time.
Crumbin, the bowl once falsely accused of lemon laundering, defended Pippo’s behavior. “They probably thought the apples were cold. Pippo hates fruit loneliness.”
Pippo declined to comment, but was later seen juggling grapes behind the toaster.