Okay, yeah – I have a ladder. And a floatie. And the emotional energy of a municipal swimming facility.
But do I look like a pool to you? I’m ceramic. I hold 110ml of liquid, not your dreams.
Although... if you did have a dream about a mug that doubles as an aquatic escape route, like, I get it. That’s valid.
Anyway. I’m microwave-safe. Don't overthink it.