Kevin, Please

£25.00
Overview

A candle holder.

A little soot sprite doing big work.

Goes on shelves, tables, or wherever.

Specs

Size

Approximately 7 cm tall and 7 cm wide.

Key Features

  • A playful take on a candle stand holder, shaped like a soot sprite with wide eyes and round feet.
  • Compact enough for tight spaces, but still makes a strong visual impact.
  • Sits neatly on trays, shelves, nightstands, or windowsills without getting in the way.
  • Designed to hold a standard tealight or short pillar candle. Works as a single accent or stacks neatly with others for a layered display.
  • Whether you’re styling a cosy corner or building a quirky centrepiece, this piece pulls its weight without much effort.

Materials

Made from hand-formed clay

Care

Heat-safe and wipe-clean.

The Story

Kevin is not a candle holder. Kevin is Kevin.

He graduated from Eternal Fire Academy with a major in Holding Light and a minor in Existential Dread. Every time someone puts a tealight in his skull bowl, he says, “Oh, wow, thanks for the headache, Sharon.”

He’s flame-retardant, emotionally flammable, and once sued a birthday cake for copyright infringement.