Grinbeam

£108.00
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Overview

Clean, compact, and built to glow.

Works as a bathroom wall light, hallway sconce, or low-key bedroom lamp.

Slim design, steady beam.

Add this wall lamp where you need soft, focused glow.

Specs

Size
Diameter 11.8 cm, depth 4.3 cm

Key Features

  • Energy-efficient 3W LED delivers gentle warm light while keeping power use low.
  • Ideal for bathroom wall lights and compact hallway sconces.
  • The compact circular form fits well in tight corners or beside tiled walls, perfect as wall lights for bedrooms or discreet wall lights for living room zones.
  • Industrial wall lamp look complements minimalist, utilitarian, or modern interiors.

Material
Aluminum and frosted glass

Care

Wipe clean with a soft, damp cloth.

Avoid using abrasive cleaners or harsh chemicals to maintain the lamp’s sleek finish.

The Story

Grinbeam prefers being called a wall ornament. A relief, honestly.

It’s bolted to the stairwell between Levels 3 and 4, where it harvests echoes:

boot clangs, coffee sighs,

Who keeps unplugging the damn scanners?

Crack a good joke –
it blinks: slow, golden, a cat’s lazy wink.

Tell a bad joke –

it dims politely, like it’s coughing into a fist.

Engineers debate if it’s glitching. Still, they’ve begun timing their breakroom anecdotes to the stairwell.

Yesterday, someone lobbed a pun about solar coils. Grinbeam glowed for 10 straight minutes.