Circo swears it’s circular. It’s not. The left side sags like a drunk shoulder. The right juts out, all sharp angles and buyer’s remorse.
But Circo’s manual – page 3, footnote 2 – clearly states: “CIRCULAR SHELF (MINT CONDITION).” So. Circular it is.
Then came the art show. A hungover intern slapped a label on Circo: “CIRCLE ZONE – $2,500”. (He’d lost the “WONKY SHELF” tags. Also his dignity.)
"Finally, someone understood," Circo would say, if it had a voice.