When the great scone revolt split the village in half, Bluster stood firm – mainly because his feet were jammed in toffee.
He led the uprising with:
- A ladle (stolen)
- Three puns (all terrible)
- A very stern bun (it glared for him)
Now he drinks only from lakes.And occasionally, from himself.
And he refuses to acknowledge flour.
Why?Because it’s flour. And flour started everything.And Bluster’s feet are still sticky.